20 Things I Have Learnt About God

1. You can jump up & down, get angry or even ignore God.
2. But God doesn't go away.
3. God doesn't live in a church.
4. God doesn't live in your house.
   
5. The Bible is a bad idea of God's personality.
6. God can seem nearer when you are drunk.
   
7. This is not true. You are just leaning on God more.
   
8. Accepting God completely gives you one of the most breath taking viewpoints of life.
   
9. God is bigger, smaller more elaborate & simple than you can imagine.
   
10. You put up the barriers between you and God.
    
11. You make the distance between you and God.
    
12. God created huMANkind not huBABYkind.
    
13. Responsibility isn't that daunting once you look it in the eye.
    
14. God is not clichéd.
    
15. God's charge to us is the most difficult thing we can ever do. Without his help.
    
16. God is waiting for you to get over yourself. Hurry up about it.
    
17. God does not permit suffering. We do.
    
18. Omnipotence? Why baby your creation. They will never learn!
    
19. 6 Billion years of careful evolution & we forget to thank God more often than not.
20. God Loves you. No matter what.